5 Reasons PPC is Better than the iPad

You heard me correctly. Despite the fanboy love and media hype I intend to show you how humble PPC is better than the iPad.

The Evidence

iPad – Runs for 10 hours
PPC – Runs 24 hrs/day, 7 days/week, 365 days/year (or any combination of hours, days & weeks you choose)

iPad – Plug in through the proprietary Apple docking port
PPC – Plug into your Analytics for better metrics, connect it with your SEO and email marketing to improve copy or plug in through an API

iPad – Have a problem? Only Apple can fix it (that includes changing the battery)
PPC – Have a problem? Fix it yourself or have any company you want fix it

iPad – Name could be confused for a feminine hygiene product
PPC – Name can be misheard as “Paper Clip” instead of “Pay-Per-Click”

iPad – Maybe a few million users by this time next year
PPC – Millions of PPC ads are seen EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

There you have it folks. What would you add?

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One Response to “5 Reasons PPC is Better than the iPad”

  1. Magnus Nilsson Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    Brilliant comparison, doesn’t make much sense, but it still does ;-)

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